I’m going to get a pin with a squid on it.
I will wear it at all times, so when they take over they’ll know who’s side I’m on.
I have reduced my list of “friends” on Facebook from 300 to 88.
I feel clean.
I am going to find that girl, and make her my wife.
I have a perfect body, because my eyelashes catch my sweat.
Teriyaki Pete’s Tofu
Sunflower Ryvita Crackers
You’re going to have to cut that out.
The other day I thought of making a website.
On the website would only be pictures and videos of people having their scarves blown away by the wind.
I would call it peoplehavingtheirscarvesblownawaybythewind.com
The Last Unicorn
It seems to be a theme.
You win this time.