Please please please stop telling me that you would be vegan if you didn’t love cheese* so much.
Oh, okay. That makes sense. Cheese is the deal breaker for you. You think being vegan sounds pretty nifty except for the part about being vegan.
Do you know how that sounds? It sounds like “I don’t care enough about that cause to make changes in my life, but I feel obligated to explain myself because you make me feel insecure about my dietary choices.”
I understand that a lot of vegans are jerks, but I’m not! You know me, you know I’m not a jerk. I don’t think less of you for not being vegan, and even if I did, who cares? If you don’t feel right about your eating habits I don’t think I’m the one you should be explaining yourself to.
Oh, and if cheese is the only thing between you and veganism; why don’t you just stop eating meat, eggs, and all other milk products? Ya, that’s what I thought.
(*I used cheese because it is what I hear most often, but I also get meat, bacon, and, inexplicably, cookies.)
Speaking of girls at the age of seventeen (and also high school); I saw Mr.Penty(?) today outside of Vic High and he told me that his daughter is seventeen now and it blew my mind. I feel so old. ALSO too many things remind me of XKCD comics.