July 2012
Olympic Deaths →
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“No matter how much you think you love somebody, you’ll step back when the pool...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via epitaphforadarlinglady)
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“Representing Scotland at the Butt-Touch Olympics… Willy McButtoch” The crowd in the stadium goes wild, begins furiously groping their own buttocks in accordance with local custom
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Imagination is a wonderful thing to have because you can climb a tree and pretend you’re piloting a spaceship or you can imagine that you murdered someone and they are dead and every time you see them after that you can imagine that it is their ghost you’re looking at and get a spooky thrill :)
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saltunderstars:
female privilege is getting to bite the heads off your lovers when you’ve finished copulating
reallyreallyreallytrying:
The Rs in George R. R. Martin’s name aren’t initials, they’re a sensual purring sound
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